Is there a sexy left eyebrow nobel prize?
WAAAH. I did not even notice this! How is he so perfect?!?!
cute cute cute
“How did she die?”
“She was bludgeoned to death with an eyebrow.”
“To be fair sir, it belonged to Benedict Cumberbatch.”
“She never stood a chance…”
Oh good lord
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are you made of copper and tellurium? because you are
Definitely saving this for future reference.
filed under: pickups that might actually work
I used this on my chemistry teacher and got detention.
I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.
has this been done? oh well. sorry not sorry.
Girl Code: Ex-Boyfriends
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Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
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in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
time for a nice mild children’s book before bedtime!
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