May 2013
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
tupacabra:
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
jakefromsteakfarm:
Anywhere you go in Florida there’s always a shirtless man riding a bicycle
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
fefeferi:
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
carlyreajepson:
sofalcondone:
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
Watchipoog:
he colors my drawings all the time
cafemusaiin:
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
daftwithoneshoe:
sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T HOW IT WORKS?!
mrsdk1998:
People who want to become Hokage
rampaigehalseyface:
blimpcat:
i was...
bennyslegs:
mikkelsened:
beneighdict:
flamiekitten:
sweetlittlekitty:
I bet Benedict sleeps in a onesie
Bundled-up Cosybatch
I read that as COSBYbatch…
hungrylikethewolfie:
barackobama:
guitarandmountaindew:
stay-bene-amici:
all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY
first comes love
then comes marriage
thanks obama
you’re welcome.
deepship:
i have this t-shirt that says they’ll make a film about me one day! and i just realized that all i want in life is Wade in that t-shirt with a really dejected expression on his face
tabit:
I’m not in the mood to exist
