homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
passion: how to have a flat stomach remove all of your organs
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
jakefromsteakfarm: Anywhere you go in Florida there’s always a shirtless man riding a bicycle
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
fefeferi: when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
ipoog: he colors my drawings all the time
cafemusaiin: im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
daftwithoneshoe: sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T HOW IT WORKS?!
mrsdk1998: People who want to become Hokage
rampaigehalseyface: blimpcat: i was...
bennyslegs: mikkelsened: beneighdict: flamiekitten: sweetlittlekitty: I bet Benedict sleeps in a onesie Bundled-up Cosybatch I read that as COSBYbatch…
hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome.
deepship: i have this t-shirt that says they’ll make a film about me one day! and i just realized that all i want in life is Wade in that t-shirt with a really dejected expression on his face
tabit: I’m not in the mood to exist