HanLock AU: Sherlock discovers Hannibal’s bad habits but unfortunately Lecter is one step ahead.

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

dudeufugly:

source

fuckyesdeadpool:

Why Spideypool Works: Marketing

No matter where Spiderman goes, cartoons or video games, Deadpool follows

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

jakefromsteakfarm:

Anywhere you go in Florida there’s always a shirtless man riding a bicycle

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

fefeferi:

when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing